I’ve heard that there’s a lot of pressure on white girls to abandon their beautiful, exotic ancestral culture, just because mainstream normal culture is so ALL-ENCOMPASSING, you know? and they just want to fit in with everybody else. but it’s so sad, because their exotic white culture is so historic and really should be preserved. I just hope there are some brave white girls out there who can feel comfortable in their own beautiful, milky skin. <3
Here we see some native dancing from the most oppressed tribe of white people, the Irish.
Notice how inclusive they are, sharing their strange and beautiful culture and teaching their rigid dance style to the normal girls on the far left.
Pouge Mahone, ladies! (That means ‘I love you’ in native Irish)
Today I got to experience one of the most exotic and arcane White rituals.
At Costco (a kind of large closed-air market preferred by white elites), many of the white men and women lined up to obtain small quantities of food and beverage. They made conversation with one another, some cried…
While researching the culture of white girls, I learned of the worst thing that can happen to one of these exotic creatures: being “offended.” A white girl (or boy) can be “offended” by various things, including accusations of racism, suggestions that they benefit from any sort of privilege,…
Katy Perry displays the traditional American custom of gum stretching.
Here, a bold white woman eats an exotic food called “pizza”. Once native to a small, exotic peninsula in Europe, “pizza” is now a favorite food in white culture.
Exotic white girl eating a salad with organic free-range chicken from their local farm. This is a traditional meal for the exotic white girl.
The lush landscape of America hides a secret. When the bright lights, bounty, and sin of the city give way, you’ll find that America has an unexpected underbelly. In the suburbs, white people make as little as 100,000 USD a year. They often go without, having to make their own espressos in…
Here we see a rare glimpse into the exotic white woman’s ritualistic metamorphosis. Notice the bronzed pelt, highlighted tress, and pursed lips. This stance signifies both a desire to mate with the opposite gender of her species as well as a warning call to other vanilla females. In addition, this “game face”—anthropologically speaking, of course—can also signify an achieved public beauty standard (or totem).



