critacola:

So I finally saw The Avengers, and I must say, it’s a great movie; not just great for being a superhero flick or an action movie, but it’s well-written, well-acted and all around well done. I highly recommend it. Anyway, here’s my Phil Coulson theory (someone else has probably come up with this already, but since I haven’t seen anything like it yet, I’ll post my idea anyway). Spoilers, don’t read if you haven’t seen it yet.

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• *Call Me Maybe begins playing*
• Me: HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT I WATCHED YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, SO CALL ME MAYBE. AND ALL THE OTHER BOYS TRY TO CHASE ME, BUT THEY'RE A VINTAGE SET, SO SIGN THEM MAYBE?
• Family:
• Me:
• Family:
• Me: *sees fondue sign* So, do you two... fondue?
• Family:
• Me: You might have missed a few things... doing time as a Capsicle.
• Family:
• Me: I'm disowning you guys.

• Agent Phil Coulson: [Over telephone] Mr Stark, we need to talk.
• Tony Stark: You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark, please leave a message.
• Agent Phil Coulson: This is urgent.
• Tony Stark: Then leave it urgently.
• [Coulson enters]
• Tony Stark: Security breach.
• [to Pepper]
• Tony Stark: That's on you.
• Agent Phil Coulson: Mr Stark.
• Pepper Potts: Phil! Come in.
• Tony Stark: Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent.