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posted 1 year ago (by: mcfly-ttrav)
latenightjimmy:

mcfly-ttrav:

“Thank you, Self-Doubt, for being…forget it, this is stupid.”

All new Thank You Notes tonight!

latenightjimmy:

mcfly-ttrav:

“Thank you, Self-Doubt, for being…forget it, this is stupid.”

All new Thank You Notes tonight!

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posted 1 year ago (by: ericsechria)

ifoundnjsykes:

PITCH PERFECT CHALLENGE ► [3/3] quotes
↳ “I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think ‘hmm, better not’”

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posted 1 year ago (by: insanebutfine)
itsdamnfunny:

Visit itsdamnfunny.tumblr.com for more laughs!
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posted 1 year ago (by: seanbologna)

slvgworth:

and here we see a visual representation of my life

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posted 1 year ago (by: remain-still)
iamnicole-elocin:

pocket-full-of-cher:

queensarahjean:


icaruses:
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit 
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy 

reblogging for the flawless commentary

i definitely can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.

I need to do this one day, lol.

iamnicole-elocin:

pocket-full-of-cher:

queensarahjean:

icaruses:

This man is just like traumatized for life like-

He has to go into counseling for this shit 

His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated

“Henry we talked about this-“

“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”

“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“

“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“

“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”

He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.

His life has been defined by this moment.

This poor guy 

reblogging for the flawless commentary

i definitely can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.

I need to do this one day, lol.

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posted 1 year ago (by: gifarium)
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posted 1 year ago (by: things-are-beautiful)
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posted 1 year ago (by: roojieq)
amuzed1:

iamnicole-elocin:

roojieq:

To the person suggesting that all the glee cast smokes, pretty certain Amber doesn’t ;)

She doesn’t like the smell of smoke. I don’t either.

I hate smoke, and I ride public transportation, so I have to deal with it almost daily. It’s like there is some unwritten rule that if you smoke, and ride the bus, you must smoke at the bus stop. And depending on how rude you are, you have to do it in the shelter and not outside (when you shouldn’t be doing it at all since there is supposedly a smoking ban at the bus shelters). Both of my parents smoke, so I used to wake up to it in the morning. I was so happy to move out and into a smoke-free building. Can you tell how much I hate smoke (not just cigarette, all of it, weed, blacks, cheroots, whatever)? I don’t begrudge people their right to smoke themselves silly, I just wish they’d respect my wish to not have to breathe it in. At least some are nice enough to ask me if I’d mind before they light up (not many do, though) if I’m already sitting there when they arrive.

amuzed1:

iamnicole-elocin:

roojieq:

To the person suggesting that all the glee cast smokes, pretty certain Amber doesn’t ;)

She doesn’t like the smell of smoke. I don’t either.

I hate smoke, and I ride public transportation, so I have to deal with it almost daily. It’s like there is some unwritten rule that if you smoke, and ride the bus, you must smoke at the bus stop. And depending on how rude you are, you have to do it in the shelter and not outside (when you shouldn’t be doing it at all since there is supposedly a smoking ban at the bus shelters). Both of my parents smoke, so I used to wake up to it in the morning. I was so happy to move out and into a smoke-free building. Can you tell how much I hate smoke (not just cigarette, all of it, weed, blacks, cheroots, whatever)? I don’t begrudge people their right to smoke themselves silly, I just wish they’d respect my wish to not have to breathe it in. At least some are nice enough to ask me if I’d mind before they light up (not many do, though) if I’m already sitting there when they arrive.

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posted 1 year ago (by: ilas-tao)

fakefohnson:

“I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on”

YES ALL, THIS IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.