NEVER LET THEM TELL YOU WHO YOU ARE. :)MUTANT AND PROUD
Vampire Diaries, Dan Harmon's Community, dorintokika karirinkute, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, Boy Meets World, New Girl, Harry Potter and Grey's.
Boom.
Iloveyouall.
“Thank you, Self-Doubt, for being…forget it, this is stupid.”
All new Thank You Notes tonight!
PITCH PERFECT CHALLENGE ► [3/3] quotes
↳ “I sometimes have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think ‘hmm, better not’”
and here we see a visual representation of my life
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
reblogging for the flawless commentary
i definitely can’t stop laughing and i’m sick for god sake.
I need to do this one day, lol.
- What to say: I like your shoelaces.
- What to answer: Thanks, I stole them from the president.
- RULE: Tell this to people and if they answer the correct answer then you know you have found another one of us :) Don't tell people what it means if they don't know! REBLOG and spread the word!!
- Remember also: Where'd you get your shoes?
- What to answer: Aliens.
- P.S: Do not interact with any human who does not respond correctly to our code.
- Don't forget the hidden code: Could you give me directions to Olive Garden?
- What to answer: No, but I could give you diections to an actual Italian restaurant.
To the person suggesting that all the glee cast smokes, pretty certain Amber doesn’t ;)
She doesn’t like the smell of smoke. I don’t either.
I hate smoke, and I ride public transportation, so I have to deal with it almost daily. It’s like there is some unwritten rule that if you smoke, and ride the bus, you must smoke at the bus stop. And depending on how rude you are, you have to do it in the shelter and not outside (when you shouldn’t be doing it at all since there is supposedly a smoking ban at the bus shelters). Both of my parents smoke, so I used to wake up to it in the morning. I was so happy to move out and into a smoke-free building. Can you tell how much I hate smoke (not just cigarette, all of it, weed, blacks, cheroots, whatever)? I don’t begrudge people their right to smoke themselves silly, I just wish they’d respect my wish to not have to breathe it in. At least some are nice enough to ask me if I’d mind before they light up (not many do, though) if I’m already sitting there when they arrive.
“I got my tight pants, I got my tight pants on”
YES ALL, THIS IS THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
