Gentlemen, my client is insane…Gentlemen, I’m sure you suspected that Miss Perry was pretty odd before the recess, but if you could’ve heard all the stuff she just told me in the shower, you would realize she is all the way out of her entire down mind. She doesn’t want to succeed because she doesn’t think she can. She goes out of her way to fail. That’s crazy. But do we really want to make it a crime to be crazy at Greendale? I mean look at us. I mean you two are arguing about status at a college that correspondence schools make fun of. Dean, you want so bad for this place to be ivy league, that you are putting us at risk of electrocution. Because everyone at this campus is nuts…Oh, come on Leonard, if you’re going to argue with me, put on a bathing suit…If you want to rehabilitate you fellow inmate, you need to sentence her to staying here with us. Because if crazy people can’t be here at Greendale, where are we suppose to go?