• Martian Manhunter: Arrrrgh! Fire! Run through town like a mad man!
• Wonder Woman: Arrrrrgh! Cheetah! Ataaaaack!
• Flash: Arrrgh! Bomb on my writst! Ruuuuuun!
• Batman: Arrrrrgh! Stuck in a coffin! Punch my way out!
• Green Lantern: Arrrgh! I am a failure in life. Let me...sit here and mope.
• Superman: ...*dying*
• Me: ...Seriously Superman?

freakybabycupcakes:

There is a game with Badman, Wonder Women, Superman, Green Lantern and Flash. Guess who isn’t there. Right. Spiderman. First The Avengers and now that. Nobody wants Spiderman

katecornellonline:

liketheappliance:

With the exception of Batman, film adaptions of DC Comics heroes are pretty much a mess right now. Green Lantern bombed, Superman is in the hands of the guy that directed Sucker Punch, and Wonder Woman couldn’t even get picked up as a series on NBC (which is barely a network anymore).

Marvel, in contrast, clearly has its act together. But that wasn’t always the case. Sure, the Spider-man and X-Men movies were pretty successful, but during that time period they also put out the two Fantastic Four movies, Daredevil, Ghost Rider, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

It’s so easy to imagine a world where Warner Brothers isn’t completely brainless and a slew of successful DC projects culminated this summer with a Justice League movie.

Here’s how I imagine that timeline going:

2000

After the success of a film version of third tier hero Black Lightning (starring Wesley Snipes), Warner Brothers turns a little known DC Comics property called Doom Patrol into a movie. This story of super powered misfits led by a man in a wheelchair strikes a chord with the millennial moviegoing public and sets the stage for Warner Brothers’ future success.

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alta-vista:

They would film Alex Ross’ Kingdom Come. Yeah, it’s not part of the main canon arc. What is? Who cares? It would surely be a better movie than whatever horror they plan on inflicting on us. (Yeah, I’m bitter.)