Mom: Marry a doctor, or a lawyer.
Me: But MOOOOOMMM..
Mom: Those are your only choices
Me: But I’m going to marry an actor!!
There is a game with Badman, Wonder Women, Superman, Green Lantern and Flash. Guess who isn’t there. Right. Spiderman. First The Avengers and now that. Nobody wants Spiderman
- Me: Ughh. I hate the One Direction fandom. Look, they don't even know you exist and they aren't going to marry you.
- Them: Thor.
- Them: Loki.
- Them: Tony Stark.
- Them: Clint Barton.
- Them: Bruce Banner.
- Them: Steve Rogers.
- Me: SHUT UP IT'S DIFFERENT THEY ALL LOVE ME OKAY? GOSH.